South African cosplayer and Digital Artist! great fan of Medieval fantasy/ gaming, aspiring animator and Tolkien Fan.

Don't be afraid to pop a question in my ask box :)
  • *hears noises at night*:

    well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*:

    I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

  • *heart is beating fast*:

    I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

  • *a cop walks by*:

    here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

  • *taking a test*:

    don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

  • *gets a sunburn*:

    great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

  • *tripping over something*:

    I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

  • *period is late*:

    shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

Reblogged from only-star-wars  35 notes
beerburritowhiskey:

"Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
"No? Too much too soon? Well, how about we get you a new hand and then run a taco restaurant and rule over a small academy town together? Maybe branch out with a floating food cart near a cantina? Those things make good money, you know."

beerburritowhiskey:

"Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.

"No? Too much too soon? Well, how about we get you a new hand and then run a taco restaurant and rule over a small academy town together? Maybe branch out with a floating food cart near a cantina? Those things make good money, you know."